“I’m still hoping one day I might hear you say I make you feel a way you’ve never felt before. And I’m all you need, and that you never want more. And well say all of the right things without a clue. And you’ll be the one for me, and me the one for you.”
-Adele, ‘Best for Last’
I MADE OUT WITH MY BEST FRIEND TONIGHT. WHAT?! ARE WE EVER GOING TO BE ABLE TO GO TO LUNCH AND DISCUSS PORN EVER AGAIN?! WHAT THE HELL. WHAT DID I DO? IT WAS SUCH A BEAUTIFUL MOMENT. HIS LIPS ARE SOFT. AND HIS TONGUE IS NICE. AND. WHOA. WHAT A STRANGE MOMENT. IM YELLING. SORRY. WOAH. IT WAS BOUND TO HAPPEN SOMETIME.
Lalalallalalalalallaa. Guys. I’m drunk.
And horny.
What? Who said that?
Cool.
Alwayyyyys fuckibg horn.
Y.
Shahs
Uh.
Raquel is a very cute human being.
Fuck leaving. Fuck your girlfriend. Fuck emotions. I’ve fucking liked you for two years now. And now it come out. Mannnnnn. Fuckkkk that ! Gah. just fucking be mine already ! Who cares about the distance. We can make it workkkkk. Dudeeee. I really like you. Fuckkkk man.
Guys… I’m drunk.
